Jesus fuckin’ Christ! What is wrong with you ladies???
We (Marco Ribbe and me) posted several casting calls on different websites 2 days ago. So far we received 15 email applications and 98 completely moronic emails like
- “I am 177cm tall, 2cm taller than what you are looking for. Can I still apply?” (hint: read the casting call!)
- “Will I get paid for travelling?” (hint: read the casting call!!)
- “I am only 17, so I am a year younger than you specify. Can I still apply?” (hint: read the casting call!!!)
- “Why did you have to choose that date for filming? It’s the most inconvenient date for me!” (hint: maybe it was very convenient for us and we didn’t factor in that some random girl who we’ve never met is busy during that time?)
- “Do you think I am too shy for this?” (hint: we have never met you before, how the fuck should we know???)
- “What kind of model are you looking for? Do you think I have a chance?” (hint: read the motherfucking casting call!!!)
And my favorite: “I am blonde, can I still apply?” …

We got 98 of those! Ninty-fuckin-eight!! In contrast to that out of the 15 young women who applied via email 3 were older than specified, two were definitely not anywhere near “lean” and only one, yes ONE (eine, una, une) actually did everything the way it was asked in the casting call (thank you Rebecca from Bochum, you are the only shining beacon of hope for me!!).
I don’t even want to mention the brainiacs who (despite the clear mention of applying through casting@faderhead.com) sent us stuff through myspace or a German modelling website. Reading comprehension failure anyone?
What is the point of this rant? The point is:
a) everything you need to know is in the casting call
b) if you are too stupid to figure out what’s written in the casting call – do you think we even WANT to work with you?
c) if you are too lazy to add everything we ask for (yes, I am talking about the short introductory video here!), then we surely won’t think that you’ll be putting any effort into this production at all. Do you think we’ll put any faith, weeks of work and a bunch of money into your lazy ass?

People are delusional morons these days, really. I can’t wait for all those small-town-scene-queens whose photoshopped cellulite ass has been in the Sonic Seducer Gothic Calendar 2005 (only after they sucked off the photographer!) to be bitching later “What? They chose HER??? *I* would have been soooo much better!” …
EDIT: I got the second proper application from a young lady named Ann-Katrin today!! Thank you!!! <3